Fake responses are boring.

 

The cops were called at the hotel room.

I was at a hotel party. After everything died down and there were just four of us left, 2 guys, me and another girl, things got really hot and heavy. I'm on my knees getting fucked from behind, she's under me, eating my pussy and sucking on his balls, and I'm giving the other guy head. Turns out I'm pretty loud when I'm enjoying myself. Someone else in the hotel called the police and told them someone was being tortured. So these two cops kick in the door guns raised and screaming at us. Everyone one panicked but everything was on the up and up (no drugs and all consenting adults). So we talk to the cops, and they decide to leave. I asked one of the cops for his number, and after my friends left, I asked him and his partner to come over. So they came back, and I fucked the shit out of both of them. They said it was the best call they had ever responded to.

 

Walked in on my best friends mom. I was around 12 yrs old. I needed to use the bathroom and opened the door. His mom was just drying off from a shower. Strawberry blonde the carpet matched the drapes couldn't miss it what a hairy bush. After that my friend and I were snooping for his dads porn collection. He took the penthouse/hustler. I found some pics his dad took of his mom and some of a friend of theirs. Way better than a mag. Whoever invented the Polaroid was my hero. Saw pics of my mil also from a polaroid

 

+1 best story I've heard in a long time. Would make a good movie.

 

I've been walked in on a few times, mostly masturbating, but the worst (or best, depending on your perspective) was when I was 17. I was dating a 24 year old stripper (met her at a regular club we used to frequent)...it was late one night and she had come over, so we went to my bedroom and I locked the door. All we really did was fuck...but we still had a relationship to some extent...so it took little time for us to get started. As I was still living at home with my parents, I had turned the stereo on and put it loud enough to cover the sounds. My father wasn't home yet, and I wasn't expecting him home either. So we started going at it, and after a little while she was on top of me in my bed riding me reverse cowgirl as I gripped her plush ass...and then the next thing we knew, my door opened up and the light poured in from the hallway. We both froze and then she leaned back quickly to bring her head to my chest. My father stood there with a full frontal view of her sweaty and naked body, legs spread around mine with my cock still buried inside her...and then after a good 15-20 seconds, he said, "(My name), you know better than that." With that he closed the door...and we didn't move for another minute or two. Needless to say, we didn't finish and had to do the walk of shame out of the house so she could leave. What pissed me off was...I know I locked that door and I know he saw her car parked in front of the house...fucker MEANT to walk in on something!! Well...he certainly came in at the right time and got a hell of a view!!

 

My ex and I were having one of our long Sunday afternoon sessions, we were both almost about to cum. Her 30yr old daughter knocked on the bedroom door once and then opened the door. As she opened the door both of us came. She being a squirter of note was gushing and her daughter just stood there mouth agape and watched the spectacle. It was embarrasing all round. Her daughter just said "oops, sorry ! Thas new to me," and walked out the bedroom !

She later told my ex that the spectacle had made her so horny, that she walked directly from our room to the bathroom and finger fucked herself and had one mindblowing orgasm.

 

I was 15 gone to movie with boy down the road. My parents were out, gone to a lodge meeting when I got home. We started making out on the couch. I pretented to fend him off, letting him get just a bit farther each time. When he finally got to feeling my tits I let him undo my blouse and bra. He played and sucked them a while before assaulting my pussy. I finally spread my legs letting him finger me. I started rubbing his dick then told him to let me see it. I played with it a few min. then told him to fuck me. He did 'nt last long. We started masturbating each other. I started to wonder what he taste like and had just leand over to try when we heared my parents. Scrambling to dress before they got in I couldn't find my panties. I found them under the couch next day. I also got to taste him that after noon in my old tree house..I got my pussy licked and fucked too.

 

The joys of teenage exploration...

 

my aunt walked in to the shower room on me while on a big family holiday..
She thought my uncle had switch the shower on for her. i pulled back the curtain to find her there naked. she looked at me, i did same to her.
she didn't seem bothered, told me to carry on showering while she did other things at the sink.

 

I have posted this before, a long time ago I was in my then girlfriends bed room with her wanking me off because she was on her monthlys when just as I was about to shoot her gramp walk in and and see me cumming everywhere,funnily we didn't see each other soon after that

 

U don't say

 

My wife & I have been walked in on several times by her mother. Most times, her timing was so bad, we were still dressed, or we were in bed asleep. The closest she managed to get was a rear view of my in my briefs while changing one night, and that alone embarrassed her so much that she couldn't even face me the next morning. I've tried to give her many opportunities to walk in on us but she has never managed to time it right.

My mother once walked in on us in her guest bedroom when we were visiting. It was about 1:00am and my mother thought we had fallen asleep and left the lights on. Luckily my back was to the door so she couldn't see my wife giving me a bit of a hand job while I played with her nipple. The way the room was arranged, and the blankets pulled up, my mother couldn't see anything, but she was bright enough that she probably figured out that something was happening.